I wish I could believe in magic. If I did, Lizard would be my totem animal. St. Jude is my totem saint, but I also like St. Theresa di Avila.

I'm a professor by trade and a writer by nature. My friends promised me they'd pay me to be their full-time gamemaster, but that hasn't happened yet, so I roleplay in the classroom. I pretend to be a normal person. Sometimes my students believe it.